Gives you moment by moment blessings. He is worshipped for being a skinny/tall kind of statue. The typical James has brown or dirty blonde hair and you will rarely fall for the ones with black hair. You want him when unfortunately 70 other girls are applying for that position. He will never live up to what a faithful lover is and will most def commit adultery with you in the first month together
by Happy Christian December 27, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James Plath is a benevolent, omnipotent deity who sews amber waves of honey and light in his writings. His teachers or that of a new phenomenology comparable to that of the ancient text of Babylon. His criticism is both in the lens of foresight and hindsight, as he can peer thought the mind, heart, and soul of us who is not worthy of his grace. His potent fertility is only parallel to magnitude and girth of his phallus.
His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
His review of Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers is completely justified and objectively correct, just as his teachings in life and literature.
Him: Man, I love James Plath's critique of "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." It's so profound!
Her: I'm so in love with you.
Her: I'm so in love with you.
by WolfmanJimmyConstancewoah June 22, 2022
Get the James Plathmug. A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...
by Urmom916! April 14, 2025
Get the James Kingmug. A attractive young boy with dirty blond hair and is more powerful even than Zain huge ass. He especially simps and dreams about a girl names Coco and likes her melons and Apex legends.
He was being a James
by Iamcomingforu February 9, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. Ava’s bf
by Lalakakajana January 24, 2023
Get the James bonderchukmug. by Titsuro November 21, 2021
Get the James ODmug. A smol dumbass who should be in 2nd grade. When he grows up he wants to be in a gay strip club. Also the devils (or in other words Jaxsons) right hand man.
by anonymous March 29, 2022
Get the James mariomug.