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rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.
Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"
by Lytestylez December 24, 2023
mugGet the rail watermug.

carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.
Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.
by Emmie Z January 28, 2021
mugGet the carbonated mineral watermug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.
I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
mugGet the Water Topplemug.

fun water

I used some fun water last night to get drunk
by Jswiggs April 3, 2017
mugGet the fun watermug.

Water

That one tasteless fucking drink that somehow helps us live.
WATER IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH DRINK IT NOW
by macoroni box July 2, 2019
mugGet the Watermug.

Water

Ooooh... Do the Jews... Do the Jews need water for some reason?
Hym "Bombing Syria... So the can take control of their water supply? Do they not already have water? Why do they all of a sudden need Syria's water?"
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
mugGet the Watermug.

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