Sweet mother of god

A sarcastic way to tell your mother that she is not sweet at all

Well mom, aren’t you as sweet as sweet mother of god?

by Ally but with A “E” January 28, 2023

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.

by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024

God

The omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, eternal being, best escribed in the Holy Bible as a God who hates sin (unrighteousness), but loves the sinner (you) and wants to have a personal relationship with you (no matter what you did). You can still TRULY confess by your mouth to Him and TRULY repent of your sins through the blood of the Lamb (Jesus Christ), but you have to repent of your sins everyday as you commit sins every day. He created you and loves you very much. May the grace of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ be with you all, amen!

1. Give thanks to God for everything and everyone at all times
2. TRUE dedication to God is 24/7/365 (forever and always).
3. Your good actions can't get you into Heaven, but instead your faith in Christ and the grace of God.

by A servant of Jesus Christ November 29, 2023

sherby god

the god of honolulu

have you ever seen sherby god?
what? she’s impossible to see..

by @mammonsupermacy on tiktok May 21, 2021

God

In Christianity known as the creator and the ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority. Also known as a government scam that the government lives off.

God is hella gay: The creator of the universe is a homosexual

by Thatnancytrannie.online July 5, 2021

quad god

Usually referring to a man or woman of extreme skill on the quads.

Killer scraps man, you’re a quad god!

by Fidelcashflow15 June 17, 2018

A Desecration of God's name

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024