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Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)
ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH
by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020
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A man who loves women to the extent of putting them before everything, including Saturdays (which are for the boys) he has been given this name and a special title the (Simp card) which he has to live with for the rest of his life.
Person 1: Ayo Nick, where is Josh
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*

All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!
by AYFIDBUFUWGUFDU April 26, 2020
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SO Into My Person
My friends all call me a simp but I’m just so into my person
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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A person who says every girl that he sees is beautiful but does not look good enough to get any bitches. He also thinks that he isn't a simp but he is one. BUT DO NEVER CALL HIM A SIMP he's gonna get angry
Jooo, do you see that beautiful girl there?
Dude, she's a 4/10 at max. You're such a simp
by the good niqqa March 3, 2022
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Suckers idolizing mediocre pussy.
Guys who try too hard to get an attention from a female.
Jáchym is a simp, because he puts the hoes before bros
by PU55YHUNTER69 June 11, 2020
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by DanHadASurgeon May 17, 2020
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Aiken is the biggest simp of them all. He lost No Nut November on the first day due to his "girlfriend".
by mrstealy November 8, 2020
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