Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.

I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better

by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018

Rust God

Ian. Simple as that. Ian is the rust god.

Dude #1 :I’m literally the rust god

Dude #2 : Bitch you not Ian

by rustgodswife June 11, 2023

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

God

Leighton Howey

“Look at that God”
“Yes, that’s Leighton Howey”

by Hsvbs dnsks October 25, 2020

Rizz God

Elias BETTIS Roberts

damn that nigga is a rizz god

by bettis123456 January 18, 2023

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015