Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.
Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.
by Brodg10 May 02, 2010
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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily acquired by immigrants with no education. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.
"Anybody has a job," Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 01, 2024
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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 01, 2024
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Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag
“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”
by 30bones February 14, 2024
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Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.
We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job
by JoeFotch June 14, 2025
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Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.
The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.
by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025
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buttcrack job

When you slide the shaft in the crack until you bust , creating a waterfall of cum down her crevice.
The crack was so deep, had to give her a buttcrack job.
by Buttcrack_job January 15, 2024
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