Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017

Jack and Jill off

A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.

-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"

-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"

by Trebor1970 December 24, 2008

The Jack Gay Song

The jack song of a retarded gay ass dumbo named Jackson payne

Girl 1: who's that gay ass man
Girl 2: that is jack want me to sing the song
Girl 1: sure
Girl 2: so no one told you jack was gonna be this gay 'clap clap clap clap clap' the way he talks he walks and he has a fat chode that is the jack gay song

by jack gay song writer September 14, 2018

jacked up shit

something or someone really messed up!!

That is some jack up shit yo!

by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005

jack in the box

when a man jacks in a box and jizzes all over it, and put its in the partners head and then say u got jack in the box bitch

Jeff: here do u want jack in the box

Kevin: yes

Jeff:heres jack in the box bicth!!!

Kevin: u basturd

by nbdbsd201 November 11, 2010

Pull A Jack Bauer

verb

The act of successfully staying awake for a full 24 hours without any form of rest whatsoever under the most extreme conditions known to man. This is almost always accompanied by having the fate of the entire world resting on your shoulders.

Those crazy fucking terrorists were up all night trying to attack as many different places as possible to kill millions upon millions of innocent people. But don't sweat it, luckily Mr. Smith was able to pull a Jack Bauer and save the entire world from its impending doom all by himself.

by BallsToTheWalls December 30, 2008

Jack kisses boys

A very true fact that everyone knows.

sam: Yo did u hear that jack kisses boys?

Liam: of course man everone knows that

by Kachigga169 March 2, 2020