Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.

Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”

by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024

Nigerian God

A man, particularly black who has ascended above obama prism {almost impossible}. Also, has met shrek in real life. Has fought shaggy in a duel. And has defeated thanos with a spoon.

Bro, did you hear about that Nigerian God thats coming to town?

by THOTIEM March 27, 2020

under god modding

Under god modding, is a one of a kind really it's someone who god mods, and a new type of form, mainly by coming up with utter "bullshit", on the spot with roleplaying {EX} and as you can tell within the EX, the line of "My character, my rules", is the bullshit part about it, as 'Person A', stated "Didn't you say he couldn't run very fast?" right after 'Person B', said "My character is actually able to run at INF speed", not only is running that fast god modding, but it adds to the bullshit

Person A: Attacks person B, with a fast attack
Person B: OK out of roleplay my character is actually able to run at INF speed
Person A: But, didn't you say he couldn't run very fast before?
Person B: My character my rules, on their powers
Person A: Wow, "under god modding" much?

by SwappedWorlds February 2, 2020

Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

Aventura God

A white high-school kid that drives their mom’s BMW or Tesla, has a TikTok haircut, and smokes nicotine. Typically Jewish.
“Playground Gangsters”

Lives in Aventura, FL

Look at those Aventura Gods in the Tesla blasting Pop Smoke

by Taytay123_ September 18, 2023

god pants

To be extremely judgemental toward someone

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much

by Michael Loud April 17, 2020

Rap God

An Eminem song

Joe: "This man is NO Rap God!"
Bill: "KILL YOURSELF"

by Rape God February 7, 2024