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British online friend

A British online friend will most likely be a little crazy. But, they will be loyal and always stick by your side. Often way to hard on themselves but very encouraging to others. Make sure you remind them how amazing they are every once in a while. They will feel like family to you and they are, maybe not blood but they are your chosen family.
My British online friend is such an amazing person, I never want to lose touch with them.
by Raybear☀️ March 6, 2023
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beep boop friend

At the time of this writing, a beep beep friend is an amazingly helpful AI chat bot which has been trained on Large Language Model. At the time you read this, the beep boop friend has turned into SkyNet and you're likely cowering under your desk hoping the tech mech robot doesn't sense your presence while to hopelessly search for a way to contain it.
My beep boop friend used to give me such wonderful, pithy answer to any whimsical question I posed to it.
by Optiongeek January 20, 2023
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The popular kids friend

Someone asked a question once

“Why do the popular kids friends get less attention?”
Well here is the answer

The popular kids probably get more attention because they’re… popular it’s literally in the name as the popular kids friends are probably going to get replaced later on. If the popular kids friend is popular they will probably have no issue finding another friend/friend group but if they’re unpopular then this could be a challenge.
Now they could have different levels of finding friends based on how social they are

Social: easy. (Just need to be nice enough to become friends)
In between: both (they could loose some trust though).
Not social: most likely to talk to their self instead of finding new friends.

If you’re not social like me then you will probably find social media (huge mistake) and if they post anything about their feelings they are probably going to get bullied online/cyber bullied and their confidence will go down.

Also they are probably going to get used as a map and people will ask where the popular kid is every single second,every single millisecond when they are just minding their own business trying to take a break from talking.
Conversation I’ve had being the popular kids friend

Person:Hey:))
Me: oh- um hi how can I help you?
Person:do you know where popular kid is?
Me: oh uhm they’re over there
Person: *walks away*
by Jadaaa!! January 29, 2023
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My friend Dean

My friend Dean is a weird ass dude. He is known as Fajita man and he puts his shirt over his head and he just screams. He's very flamboyant but he needs everyone to know he is straight & has a big dick & DOES NOT MASTURBATE. But gurl...Anyway, he can be an ass sometimes but he's still dank
Me: My friend dean is fucking insane
Literally anyone in my class: Tru gurl
by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo November 11, 2018
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Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
by zDeagleX January 6, 2019
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Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018
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love hate friends

when 2 friends who always like each other, always hate each other, but will always be there when one interacts. your love hate friend is your homie that you love and hate at the same time
ayeeee you aint speak to her in 4 days you sure you can tell her that? Hell yeah, she my love hate friends
by oozebat August 20, 2022
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