I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month
by Smuccerz February 25, 2021

by SketHunter September 10, 2016

by JazzyBaby313 April 20, 2017

Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.
The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.
by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018

by Pandasorplays August 8, 2016

When an aircraft lands really nice and smooth without wobbling from side to side, braking too hard, making rapid turns and hitting the ground hard. To achieve this you need good piloting skills, so getting told you buttered the bread is a really nice thing.
Billy: There he comes!
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!
Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!
Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you
by Askejm January 10, 2019
