America Ferrera Is Persephone

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America Ferrera Are Persephone

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American High

A bunch of people bought a high school and decided to start a channel on YouTube, maybe TikTok and Reels idk, where they film short-form content about school in it. The owners are Hyde Healy, Aidan Micho, Julia Dicesare, Grace Reiter, and Ryan Micho. Everyone else is apparently too insignificant to be on the channel banner, although most 12-year-old girls go through a phase where they have a crush on Aidan Micho.

"wtf I started watching American High and now all that's in my feed are edits of Hyde Healy"

"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"

by someone malignant March 26, 2025

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American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

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American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.

I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

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