The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
Get the Glack, Slap and Splatmug. The acronym for, "Sounds Like A Plan"
Him: Yo..what's up bro. I have a couple bottles of champagne. You want to pick up these girls and go to the jacuzzi?
Friend: Oh damn slap dog! Come pick me up!
Her: After I drop these kids off girl, we gonna go get our nails and are hair did and go to the club!
Friend: ooo Slapppp..
Aww yeah..we gonna tear it up tonight boo!
Friend: Oh damn slap dog! Come pick me up!
Her: After I drop these kids off girl, we gonna go get our nails and are hair did and go to the club!
Friend: ooo Slapppp..
Aww yeah..we gonna tear it up tonight boo!
by SeanathonAllDay February 25, 2020
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Get the slap royalemug. this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know
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Get the SLAP!mug. When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.
by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020
Get the Croc Slapmug.