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Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!
by BustyBoy October 9, 2025
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Hands like a snake

Describes a individual who cannot catch.
Matt: go long!
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”
by Bigcur October 4, 2021
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Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks
Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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K hand sign

Means you get the finest girls
"Bro having K hand sign"
by ryoisit May 19, 2022
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handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.
Shit, we’re handing in papers
by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018
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swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!
Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!
by MeMonchie March 12, 2021
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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