by The Prophet Of Ezekiel July 8, 2012
Get the Rip ass mug.Refering to an after affect of a substance, usually a drugs or alchol, that leave you in an altered, but sublime, state.
Girl 1: Girl last night, I has some green and was on my ass, I was so fucked up. That shit was some fire. I'm tryna get some yeah again, tonight.
by PG Dee (yeah that's it) December 2, 2005
Get the on my ass mug.An insult normally directed at a fat girl wearing tight clothes aiming to make the most of her assets. This girl normally possesses the required saggy jelly tits in an undersized bra, saddle bag thighs, extra wide hips and a balloon belly gut, however her back tends to run directly into her upper thighs without so much as a ripple. Giving the impression that her lower body is the wrong way round.
This insult should be used carefully if the intended target is within earshot and of African descent as you will probably become the victim of a violent assault. Directing this insult at a Caucasoid female is a lot less dangerous as it may be taken as a compliment.
Other noted recivers of this insult are:
i)Skinny girls. Ususally wearing very big or string type belts in the hope of creating a feminine figure
ii)White guys. Who reputedly all have a flat ass, even the fat ones.
iii)Black guys. Displaying the opposite of the Arsenio Hall afliction
This insult should be used carefully if the intended target is within earshot and of African descent as you will probably become the victim of a violent assault. Directing this insult at a Caucasoid female is a lot less dangerous as it may be taken as a compliment.
Other noted recivers of this insult are:
i)Skinny girls. Ususally wearing very big or string type belts in the hope of creating a feminine figure
ii)White guys. Who reputedly all have a flat ass, even the fat ones.
iii)Black guys. Displaying the opposite of the Arsenio Hall afliction
The scene: A club dance floor.. a DJ spins Baby Got Back and the more ample figured ladies stampede to the dance floor. Two friends who narrowly missed being trampled take refuge in the corner and watch.
Friend 1 turns to his buddy and observes "look at that flat assed hoochie mamma trying to shake what she doesn't have"
Friend 1 turns to his buddy and observes "look at that flat assed hoochie mamma trying to shake what she doesn't have"
by jasonlondon August 3, 2006
Get the flat ass mug.by Mr HJL January 20, 2008
Get the Ass Pube mug.The thing you yell when nothing else comes to mind. One of those times when you're so mad that you say something extremely irrelevant and that doesn't even make sense, when you could have just as easily said ass hole.
Tracy: Yeah, thats such a dumb thing to say no one cares.
Sam:Oh.. You...You're such a... a...
Tracy: A what?
Sam: Ass crack!!
Tracy: lol of all the things you could have said...ass hole maybe?.. wow you are just awful.
Sam:Oh.. You...You're such a... a...
Tracy: A what?
Sam: Ass crack!!
Tracy: lol of all the things you could have said...ass hole maybe?.. wow you are just awful.
by wellblowmedown April 11, 2011
Get the Ass crack mug.the blunt end of a bowl of marijuana being smoked, this smoke, or the "ass hit", tastes very similar to the smoke generated from a moldy wet banana peel burning on a citronella candle.
johnny was very poor, when he smoked weed he always made sure to take the "ass hit" to insure he got his moneys worth of marijuana
by bobadababi eytshaboi July 2, 2006
Get the ass hit mug.Ass-Gum: Ass-gum is gum that has been placed within the back pocket of a individual, and sat on. Thus, the gum has became dis-formed, and in some rare instances, smells unpleasant because the subject who processes the gum has farted.
Mike - "Hey Bill, can I have some of that gum please?"
Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."
Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"
Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."
Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."
Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"
Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."
by Paso Robles Slang March 15, 2010
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