Rock Solid

Someone who's unreliable in every aspect and flimsy with their promises

"You know what? Whatever, all right. What the...
Whatever. I don't give a shit."

"Yeah, well, I'm still going. Are you going to come?"

"I'll pick you up still, but... I mean
The party's gonna be over by the time I get over there."

"Whatever. You know, it doesn't really matter right now because
You are rock solid."

- Dance Gavin Dance Rock Solid

by Atlasxx April 26, 2022

Rocking the Whoopi

When you no longer have eyebrows, either because you were born without them, have trichotillomania and picked them out, or are a true freak like Whoopi Goldberg and find the shaved eyebrow look aesthetically pleasing.

Eric: Did you hear about the bet between Steve and Joe?

Josh: Yeah and clearly Steve lost because he's the one rocking the Whoopi.

by MaJitters August 14, 2011

tick tock rock dock

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp

Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock

by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

Floridian Rock-tiller

Albuquerque Deposit; Cousin of the Portuguese Snow-Blower, It is the action of depositing methamphetamines into the anal cavity causing intoxication and chance of addiction.

Gave that bitch a Floridian Rock-tiller, she'll be hooked on my shit for years.

by Mr Porn Guy December 17, 2025

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

sneaky-rock

To attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an assault.

"Oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?"

"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."

by Two Trees May 14, 2004