guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

meat

(noun): Slang word used by child molesters/pedophiles to refer to pre-pubescent children. Invented by Ainsley Harriott during a "cooking" session.

Give your meat a good ol' rub...

by Manuele Pepe November 13, 2017

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

meat sprinkles

Bacon bits

I like meat sprinkles on my maple bar

PASS ME THE MEAT SPRINKLES!!!!!!!

by Lovethemeat December 6, 2017

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018