Pick-Me Girl

a pick-me girl is a suck-up, in simple terms. although they don't realize it, they are misogynistic. they will make fun of girls in front of other boys in hopes of pleasing them or making the accept them. they will say a variety of things that will automatically tell you they're a pick-me.

sometimes, depending on the pick-me-ness, they will be nice to you when it's just the two of you. but when a boy comes around, sometimes, they will say some of your secrets out loud, followed by making fun of you for it, just for the boy's attention. another thing they'll do is they'll make fun of what you wear, sometimes going to the lengths of body shaming. they will ALSO claim that they play tons of sports, and even if that is true, they most likely aren't very good at any of them. sometimes, they will even say that certain sports aren't sports, like gymnastics, cheerleading, ballet, and other "girly" sports. they will even say other girls can't play sports, EXCEPT for them.
Jamie: I only hang out with boys because there is barely any drama, girls are so dramatic.
Brittany: ugh what a pick me girl, you're only saying that for boy's attention

Jaime: girls wear soo much makeup, I don't do that because I hate being fake.
Tiffany: shut up Jaime you're such a pick me girl, stop being misogynistic

Jaime: stop pretending cheerleading is a sport, it's not a sport, and girls can't even play sports.
June: but you're a girl?
Jaime: yea but I'm one of the boys so it doesn't count
June:...get TF out of here pick-me girl, you are so rude
by iSuckYourMomsToes October 26, 2022
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Pick me girl

Someone who does things for attention, they become friends with boys to flex or to get a boy friend or so.

If they are under 5'5 or 5'0 they automatically consider as short. (which they are (5'0) ) They always talk about how close they are with "The boys" and how they are not like other girls or people in general. They try to impress they boys by talking about their interests. They usually talk about wearing baggy clothes & how their favorite color is anything but pink or pink. There are 2 types of pick me girls I am part of the boys /I'm small / My Favorite color is pink. And the I hate pink/I'm part of the boys/Girls are annoying. The first type mostly acts to impress the boys and get attention whiles the other type thinks they're part of the boys. They are VERY annoying and mostly NO ONE likes them. They are also very fake...
Girl 1: *Does something bad*
Girl 2 *Does same thing*
Girl 1: "HEY! That's mean, rude, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH...."
Girl 1 * Damn.. a sign of being a pick me girl..."
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