Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

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in the box

another term for high as FUCK

“bruh i’m in the box rn”

by zootednicca October 1, 2019

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Brake your fart box

When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.

" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"

by Rocksaw_fartbox36 October 6, 2019

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Box check

Leaning or bending the knees to check an opponent using one's pubic bone. A box check is performed by a player in a defensive situation trying to stop an attacker from getting past her or trying to separate an attacker from herself.

He came at me so fast I hurt myself a little box checking him.

by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019

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