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sex twitch

A sex twitch is when you impulsively move or react to a sensation that overcomes the body and overtakes the mind to a point of completion from a sexual situation or thoughts of stimulation during sleep deprivation....
After four hours of rough, hard, hot, exhausting sex, as I lay there drained and weak, my body limp and lacking any energy my body all of a sudden jerked and moved uncontrollably in an awkward manner. My girlfriend asked me "What was that?" I said, "my body was just sex twitching!"
by Jrocket73 May 6, 2017
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whore sex

this is when you have been in a relationshp for awhile and you decide to "spice it up" by fucking like whores

or when a girl that you think is all innocent performs like a total slut in the bedroom

opposite of making love
i could hear my roommate in the other room sounded like she was having whore sex.

john and jane decided to have whore sex to spice up their marriage.
by crazyoljojo78 May 25, 2011
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Kissless sex

When you have sex with someone without ever kissing that person.
Tom: Did you guys have sex?
Brian: Kissless sex bro, no lips.
Tom: That's impressive man, congrats.
by Scauzacane May 10, 2016
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sex hotline

When Danyal Mahmood gets a crazing for Tamil sausage, preferablly rich with dark colours and guth roti nutrients.
Omg hes having that sex hotline again.
by Walrus699669 December 17, 2015
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hello sex

when you open the door to welcome someone into your home, while simultaneously opening up your vagina/penis to welcome their penis/vagina.
Courtney: "Hello Brian, welcome to my place of living"
Brian: "Hello Courtney, you have a splendid home"
Courtney's Penis: "Brian's Shlong, please open up for me and prepare to accept my plump eggplant in u"
Brians PenisVagina: "How kind of u to hello sex me"
by my wonderful penish January 24, 2020
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to bang the sex

the procedure of getting your dick warmed up by jumping before doing the purple guy dance (pictured below)
some guy just showed me how to bang the sex
by sdrowo April 30, 2023
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comedy sex

Having sex while at the same time relaying bits or jokes to each other.
Culman says: Can you believe it? Lesser being asks: Can I believe what? Culman replies: David Cross just performed diarreha mustache for Amber Tamblyn, while at the same time, fucking her. Holy God. Comedy sex 101 bro. Comedy sex101.
by Culman Menasha September 10, 2011
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