God

God is a loving Father and friend. He wants the best for you and me. God is love and He loves us unconditionally. If you want to be saved and enter a kingdom of paradise when you die, reach out to God and create a relationship with Him.

y/n - "Dear God, I love You and I thank You for all that You do for me. Please make my heart Your home and help me be a light unto this world."
God - "I love you, my good and faithful child."

by Godisalpha April 18, 2022

faceless god

A god-like being that hides in the shadows, doing deads off camera (out of sight) to help the masses

The faceless god watched as their civilization crumbled; how they wish they could safe it

by Rusty Ashs December 14, 2018

Fatty God

Overlord of all fatties; ruler of all who are big, as well as loud, obnoxious, and annoying.

Man, Patty is such a Fatty God when they're around.

by Gili December 26, 2007

Human god

A mortal who is worshipped as a god & may have became a god, in the afterlife.

(e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').

(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 10, 2023

gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 5, 2020

God

A non-existent being who will not save us now.

God has left the server

by Bussysaka96 November 12, 2021