2/5 Artillery

1. Rock Hard Battalion

Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.

Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!

by Artysill September 18, 2018

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

1/2 STROKES

When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.

Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.

by reDRagon Fan September 25, 2018

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

Stick up 2

The act of shoving a stick up ones own nostril as an act of proving ones bravery by confronting ones own deepest darkest and totally Irrational fear of pine cones caused by the traumatic beating when one was a child.

Guy1: I think I’m ready to have a stick up 2
Guy2: I’m so proud of you for confronting your fear of pine cones caused by the traumatic beating that your parents inflicted upon you

Guy3: I’m gonna to kill my self

by Goddess of ho May 31, 2018

2

An abreviation for lazy people that don't wan't to write "too". Most used in Internet and chats.

Bob: "ur gay"
John: "u 2"

by EduLuz23 April 30, 2018

Rule 2

Discreet method of letting someone know not to be a dickhead.

Gerald: Yo, why her lips look like a batty hole
Honest Northern Man: Rule 2 mate, that’s my girl

by Man Like Gerald June 4, 2018