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On the fucking roof

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.
"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"
by Gordon Morrice January 10, 2008
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Why the Fuck Not?

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?
Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?
by DarthKieduss July 31, 2019
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Fuck Moment

That moment where you think oh I wanna fuck, oh fuck were gonna fuck, fuck we cant fuck and fuck i still wanna fuck all in the same moment.
Oh yea, last night we were hooking up in his car but he forgot jimmys so it was a total fuck moment.
by macquienzy May 1, 2011
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Goo Fuck

A derogatory term used to point out the utter stupidity of another person.
Originaly goofy fuck, the term was shortened to goo fuck, by lazy Southerners.
Shortly thereafter other users of profanity discovered total hilarity in associating the words goo and fuck together in one simple expetive.
The sexualy charged,visual imagery inherent in goo fuck has given it traction and has propelled this, once colloquial swear word, to the forefront of contemporary cursing.

Goo Fuck is clearly derivative of other similar terms such as; dumb fuck, fuck head, or fuck wad but, with the added advantage of being really funny no matter how many times you say it.
Hey ya Goo Fuck. Welcome to Mississippi...
or
I voted fer him but now I believe the President is a goddamn Goo Fuck.
by Daidhaid July 30, 2008
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fuck-it phase

A phase that simply means you don't care much about certain things or anything in general.

Usually due to lifes pressures building up that creates a non-defensive mechanism that makes you indifferent.

Not to be confused with someone who's been a loser their whole life or the holidays; it IS a random phase.
Bob to Dick: "Hey man, you've gained a little bit of weight over the last couple months."

Dick: "Yeah, I stopped going to the gym and I just eat and drink whatever I want. I just don't have it in me. I guess I'm goin' through a fuck-it phase."

Bob: "A 'fuck-it phase?'"

Dick: "Yeah, I just don't give a fuck. Don't worry, I'll snap out of it at some point in the future...hey, can you pass the ranch!"
by j. donn May 24, 2010
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stumpy fuck

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.
Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010
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Savage as fuck

When your boyfriend uses a bicycle pump to put over 30 pounds of air in your cars tires because you are too cheap to pay for air.
Damn honey, you inflated my tires using only muscles and a bike pump, that's savage as fuck.
by Soooooze May 29, 2017
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