Doing the dick

To screw around; to fuck around; to lean on the shovel; to piss around; to waste time, so on and so forth.

Q: Hey, what you up tonight, boy?
A: Doing the dick. I got nothin. What you up to?

by klawrawkz March 30, 2019

Dick Demolition

While having sex with your partner bent over doggy style, you thrust so hard as to put their head through the drywall or any other surface.

Nate that's one hell of a bruise. Did your boyfriend do a little Dick Demolition last night?

by Minds-a-Blaze June 17, 2013

Dick Nomad

When you travel to great lengths to find the best dick.

Tay: hey where did Sara go?
Joe: Shes on another Dick Nomad Trip
Tay: Always looking for that Magical Dick that girl

by Practice Squad March 25, 2021

dick hugging

when a guy is an ass to you because he is with his another guy friend

brad was being an ass to us because he was too busy dick hugging zach.

by pettychick999 April 8, 2017

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

detonation of the dick

The eventual side effect of ridiculously over-prescribed medications.

My doctor prescribed me FuckYouNoll and warned me of the side effect I'll lose my cock to Detonation Of The Dick.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 2, 2018

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013