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The Guy Code

If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.
Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"

"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"

Example B:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"

"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."

Example C:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."

"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"
by mysourceisthatImadeitthefuckup September 5, 2022
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Kactus Guy

Reminds me of that 1 Digimon. Jokes aside, a lucky guy. And is a pleasant guy to have around with.
Kactus Guy, I choose you.
by PatrickMat March 9, 2022
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Cool Guy Jones

Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group
Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up
by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020
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Little guy

A very cool nickname made by dalanee filichia and it is for Olaf / kairi
Look at little guy he is dalanees boyfriend
by Stupidpersonwhowillneverbefamo October 27, 2020
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Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?

Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.

Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Those Guys

Those Guys is a 5 member group of extremely funny individuals!! Each one has their own unique personality and they get along extremely well >:D, In fact they're the funniest people I've seen in a while
I love Those Guys, they always lighten up my mood when I'm upset!
by SuspiciousAstronaut95 December 4, 2023
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guy-in-a-checked-shirt

Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.

This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.

Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.

I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013
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