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Swamp Ass

The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely

A post shower is typical

Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning
Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!

I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.
by mlk34 April 1, 2010
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Kiss ass

Someone who tries too hard to impress someone. Most likely a student to a teacher or an employee to a boss. They try to make themselves noticed, and the person on the receiving end usually tries to respond in a polite way. Everyone else think’s that the kiss ass is a little bitch and an attention whore. Most of the time they are socially inept. They think they are better than everyone.
Kate: “Um, Ms. Teacher, I finished all of my work a month early! What do I do now?”
Teacher, trying to be nice: “Oh wow Kate, how impressive? Uhh... why don’t you go over there and read?”
Kate: “Of course my favorite teacher in the whole-wide-world!”
Everyone else: “what a kiss ass”
by Qu’est ce que nani April 29, 2020
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Rip Ass

Getting together with the boys and partying like a bunch of degenerates. Usually involving copious amounts of alcohol and drugs.
Yo boys we getting together to rip ass tonight?
by FatherMurder May 28, 2021
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Dick-ass

noun- When someone takes a dick in the ass and thus becomes a dick-ass. A gay.
Shut your Dick-ass up cletus!

You dick-ass motherfucker, keepin yo cheeks spread wide and what not.
by Timbrochill17 August 25, 2010
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Urban Ass

Urban Ass - one of the best known Russian grunge band from Moscow. Named by Morozov Sergei - Urban Ass was found in 2004. Making a lot of concerts Urban Ass working in a studio, recording a new songs for the future album wich will be called "Grand G". You can listen Urban Ass's songs at www.myspace.com/urbanass

Now Urban Ass are:
Drums - Morozov Sergei.
Lead vocal and guitar- Ermakov Ura.
Bass guitar - Kirill Pustovoit.
by Moosth November 21, 2006
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ass viking

such as a glorified butt-pirate or a horny butt-pirate
Jeff Niedfelt is such an ASS VIKING!
by Shad December 13, 2003
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Ass Cabbage

A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.
Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"

"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
by september6 September 7, 2011
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