hog mother

adj. A Gamer Girl who loves to flick the ol' bean and chug loose corn-milk.

Ugh, you are a honkin' Hog Mother.

Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.

by Micky123 October 9, 2013

Breezy Mother Fucker

Someone who thinks they are better than every one else.

Person 1: You're a Fag and I'm better Than You!
Person 2: You're a Breezy Mother Fucker, Aren't Ya.

by sly5x5 May 3, 2014

smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014

the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Kentucky motherfucker

A mixture of ale 8 and a Kentucky bourbon

Bro drank too much Kentucky motherfucker and was dutched to no return

by Kushthraxkayak May 24, 2016

Defense mother

A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child

That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child

by Dove of love June 30, 2016