barbie hands

Girly and cute.

Perfect.

Damn, she's got some barbie hands.

by ballsanweenas June 23, 2014

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

hand dance

Masturbating

Yesterday i accidentally walked in on my brother doing the hand dance.

by Hannibal lecter October 31, 2014

one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

Miller hand

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.

"I've got a bad case of Miller hand after drinking that crate of beer last night"

by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014

double gun hand sign

throwing up this sign means that you love Reid, Hanna and Jillian to an infinite extent.

Throw it up, it's the double gun hand sign. #fam

by Fammmmmmmmm October 26, 2013

Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013