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The Juggernaut Bitch

The Juggernaut Bitch is an animated epic tale of a muscle-bound gentleman pimp. In it, we learn of his skillful tailoring, strong pimp hand, and affinity for rape.

Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.

Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.

The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.

Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.
"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch! I'm a kill him, and I'm a rape him and I'm a eat his fuckin' costume!"

"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."
by dr. deathproof December 9, 2009
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fishy bitches

Aggrevated term used in World of Warcraft to describe the Merloc race.
"Damn you fishy bitches! You won't get me!"
by Obie April 12, 2005
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emo bitch

A more appropriate name for emo boy, an emo bitch is a male who lost his testicles when he hit puberty. As a result, he is girlier than any normal girl and can be seen applying excessive amounts of makeup, crying when someone steps on an "innocent" spider, and bitching for no reason what-so-ever.

Emo bitch is typically used in reference to males who can be labelled as emo rather than females because the mass of a female's metaphorical balls exceed the mass of an emo bitch's cojones.
Ordinary Dude 1: Hey, wanna go to the mall to beat up emo bitches and watch them cry?

Ordinary Dude 2: Hell yea!
by FalseLobster December 9, 2008
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brokeback bitch

1. a cum guzzling faggot who got stuck in a sandtrap.
wow, what are you? a brokeback bitch? stop crying.
by the calmest July 23, 2010
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Bitch Boy

1. Hits 100k followers and forgets how to act
2. Nauseating God complex
3. Afraid of love
Cameron and I had a thing for a bit, but then he told me I wasn't a good look for his brand. Such a bitch boy!
by @bitchgirl February 7, 2021
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Bottom bitch

The one not matter what will be there. After all the bullshit. They are still there, and still getting used
That a bottom bitxh right there that nigga been with 3 different btiches and she is,still supporting him.... that's a true bottom bitch
by Donn Donn February 28, 2018
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