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Simp

a person you are obsessed with but cant have
did you know ashley is a simp for tom holland
by whyusimpwhatabunchofweenies August 3, 2020
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A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.
Im simping right now but I'ma get back on my grind, don't worry.
by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020
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A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.
Why, yes how did you know that Jon, Alexander, mauson, Tristan, and Xander where all simps?
by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019
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a simp is a boy/girl that would do anything for someone. they value that person a lot, and probably put them first.
bro, youre such a simp.
add my tiktok: simplyh0ney_

LMAO
by belles <3 May 11, 2020
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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.
“Maybe I should get his snap”

No simp december
by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021
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Somebody who will FALL head over fucking heels over anyone fictional or not real. A person who obsesses over something al lot for something.
Person 1: OMMGGGGGG JAMES IS SOOO HOT I WANNA LOOOOVE HIM SO MUCH
Person 2: You’re a simp.
by Kurtis Conner November 6, 2022
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