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Suck me backwards

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place
Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head
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Bell Me

A company that offers free voip on your mobile phone
Bell me from your Nokia
by Johnny Smithy November 9, 2007
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G-Me

To search for someone who has a high Google ranking or to search for something that has a high Google ranking.
"Can I have your number?"

"No but just G-Me if you want to get in touch!"
by J.C.Burnett July 9, 2007
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wrap me in plastic

"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."
by d0llface1197 October 29, 2020
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Supersize Me with Whiskey

To drink nothing but whiskey for 30 days to see if it's a healthy way to live. A documentary skit performed by The Whitest Kids U' Know, based on the hit film "Supersize Me" by Morgan Spurlock where he eats nothing but McDonald's for 30 days.
Phone call to Distillery:

Distillery: "Hello, how can I help you?"
Trevor Moore: "Hello, I'm doing a documentary (Supersize Me with Whiskey) on whether or not it's healthy to drink nothing but whiskey for 30 days. And I'm not gona eat food, I'm not gona drink other drinks, I'm just gona drink whiskey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Distillery: "It's NOT, you shouldn't do.....
Trevor Moore: ..........................................."Whatever!"
by Doctor Felony July 8, 2016
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Leave me alone

When I say ‘leave me alone’, i mean it. DONT ASK IF I FEEL OKAY OR WHATS WRONG. STOP TALKING TO ME AND TURN YOUR BACK AROUND BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR FOREHEAD AND DANCE OVER YOUR COLLAPSED BODY.
Person 1: “Leave me alone”
Person 2: “Are you okay?”
Person 1: “I said, leave me alone.”
Person 2: “But I-“
Person 1: *Proceeds to attack person 2 with full force
by IHATEmediumcups July 15, 2023
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pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.
My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed
by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021
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