urban ditionary

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

urbane dictionary

If it existed, it some would say it to be the exact opposite of Urban Dictionary. In reality, Urban Dictionary is just a subset of a truly Urbane Dictionary, ideally conceived.

One would perhaps not expect to find offensive slang, misspellings or incorrect grammar in the Urbane Dictionary. Urban Dictionary however? Par for the course, old boy. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is quite urbane, though congnizant of urban slang. A good, truly urbane dictionary, however, would not seek to be prescriptive, it would faithfully report usage, both vulgar and sublime, without overt judgement or censorship. Thus, the OED and Urban Dictionary truly need each other, in the grand scheme of things.

by JJR1971 February 5, 2007

Urban Dictionfairy

An anonymous UD employee that skims word entries, rewrites slightly better definitions, and takes credit.

My friend totally thought of "Qanus" but the Urban Dictionfairy got him again.

by Mastro K February 2, 2021

urban dixationary

The process of being so fixated with reading Urban Dictionary entries that you find yourself in a possibly endless loop of looking up that next word, e.g., "Nearby Words", I mean "Show More"; I will definitely stop after "Newest Words".

John told me he spent 8 hours looking up one word on Urban Dictionary the other day, but I think it was more like he was in stuck in urban dixationary mode if you ask me. urbandictionaried wikipedia loop

by thematrixhasewe January 4, 2010

Urbsn dictionary

When you misspell urban dictionary

I accidentally searched urbsn dictionary on urban dictionary

by Anonymous5762 April 22, 2020

Urbane Dictionary

The exact opposite of the 'Urban Dictionary'. If such a website existed, it would have the definitions of 'posh' or 'sophisticated' words within it.

The closet example I could find was 'www.oldedictionary.com'

Urbane Dictionary Dewd: Thou is but a grovelling horeson!

Urban Dewd: Sheeeeet! U bin reiding dat 'urbane dickshunary' agein?

by Naname August 27, 2012