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Simp

simp: You are so perfect in every way. Please sleep with me my goddess
hoe: stfu simp
by chicken smegs February 8, 2020
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simp

a bitch boy whos totally willing to take it from a girl but in a not sexual way/ will empty his wallet
what a simp
by yamyamyamcat August 1, 2020
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Simp

Being a simp is basically an obsessive-compulsive mental disorder. This is closely related to a currently recognised mental disorder known as “Celebrity Worship Syndrome”, being a simp is essentially the same thing, but without the celebrity part. A person who is a simp will likely act illogically, an example being a man who gives a woman an excessive amount of money with little to nothing in return. A simp will likely display a lack of common sense and rationality, such as a married man who needs to support a family, but instead using his money on OnlyFans subscriptions. Simps are usually males, but it isn’t always the case.

Someone suffering from being a simp should seek help, such as a therapist. Especially in cases in which they spend money they require for other essential needs. Once a simp begins to devoid themselves of necessity’s, they WILL need help. Almost everyone who shows signs of “simping” is also likely to be suffering in some regard, such as having depression.

Please note: this word is overused, and is rarely used correctly.

It’s easy to know when someone is a “true” simp, an example being the man (in recent news) who spent $10,000 for a hug from his favourite OnlyFans girl, whilst she already had a boyfriend…
Stop being a simp... you need the money to pay off your bills. Stop sending it to E-Girls on the internet.
by Degenerate Slayer June 12, 2021
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Simp

Someone who does way too much for a person they like looking for a reaction or attention out of the person.
Brian the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
by Yazouna August 2, 2020
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Simp

Jay Najeeb is a huge simp, like an astronomically bit simp
by Jayisverygayuno April 17, 2020
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SIMP

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?
by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022
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Simp

adjective
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.
Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”
by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020
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