Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

Slap my bread

It means to slap the bread. What? You thought it was sumth dirty? Nasty ass. Smh

Jilly: Hey, could you slap my bread?
Stoned idiot: sure dude

by 92914 November 17, 2020

Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)

I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day

by Twopeice February 1, 2023

The slaps

Pokies in Australia

That old lady’s been on the slaps all day

by Tippytoppy September 13, 2022

Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.

They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!

by Angggellla June 3, 2017

Slap the Box

To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.

Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."

by willziam December 22, 2013