pooping pad

The pad you put over the leftover defication and liquids in a porta-potty to insure no splash back

Lay down a pooping pad first

by johnphok March 14, 2015

poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.

OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.

by Sumica January 29, 2021

Poop Snoop

The act of snooping in someones poop to gain pleasure

Bill: dude I caught Lenny snooping in my poop yesterday
John: Well hes just a Poop Snoop

by Shelly12324 October 9, 2019

poop

what comes out of ur butt

i took a big poop today

by ctycui4sudiopoiyutjxryk June 27, 2020

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Poop

If it’s mushy it’s diarrhea if it’s hard it’s ebola

My dad used to let me eat poop on school nights

by The Whore Of Urban Dictionary March 21, 2024

banana poop

a very long poop that comes out of your bum, usually it burns

“omg she just pooped out a long thick banana poop!”

by supersexybrisi June 20, 2022