all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
Get the carpet buttermug. by mansoo June 5, 2012
Get the bread and butter missmug. stuff that comes out of a peen
by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
Get the goober buttermug. by Kenma’s PSP November 18, 2020
Get the Buttermug. Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
Get the Penis Butter Sandwichmug. A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024
Get the liquid nut buttermug. A person who is absolutely filthy at gaming, no one stands a chance against a nutter butter. A nutter butter will ALWAYS dump a shit on you
No skin: “Guy 240!, he just double pumped me!”
No skins friend: “damn dude that guys a nutter butter”
No skins friend: “damn dude that guys a nutter butter”
by Wtf1276 June 9, 2018
Get the Nutter Buttermug.