John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
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Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
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A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
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