No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
Get the Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DOmug. A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
by Hezik November 19, 2022
Get the God Barbermug. The God of Nades in the Game Forward Assault is vqb. With his longus schlongus he just throws the nades directly in to the bundas of his Pub randoms. Hes known for having the best Nade spots and doesnt touch grass just to go into practice mode and try nade spots.
by Prqne March 5, 2023
Get the Fa nade godmug. Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn
by D1sc April 12, 2016
Get the god pawnmug. 
God is saving Sheffield Wednesday
by A Jamie FC fan/subscriber August 3, 2021
Get the Godmug. by Fabrizio1800 February 3, 2022
Get the drip godmug.