I feel like a hobo

When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street

Me: Shit I just burped, that was random

You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?

Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo

by KeasterNZ February 5, 2009

i like your shoes

i want to butt fuck you, being the large inmate i am

inmate : “i like your shoes”
inmate #2 : “that’s actually so gay on the low”

by sheeransters September 5, 2022

Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

by Milicent December 26, 2009

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

I Like Making Crafts

The specialist kid in resource that just sits at the back doing his/her retarded thing. And says “I like making crafts”

Hugh made his craft in resource, while the whole time repeating to everyone in the room. “I like making crafts” as Brooke took his anal virginity

by TheOG Jeff February 28, 2018

swimmin like a rich kid

To drink a liquid extremely fast.

You downed that whole slushi in less than a min. You must be swimmin like a rich kid Silence.

by Devious Psycho April 27, 2010

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019