God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

Fridge god

;) you know who you are...

OMFG ITS THE FRIDGE GOD!!!!!!

by Fridge gods friend October 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Toasty God

A legendary toasty created by Claudia, not Caleb.

“Hey, wanna go get a toasty?” “Yes but only made by a toasty god..... Claudia??!!”

by Cloddle June 10, 2019

See the God

God of vision.

A: You know See the God? He saw you and will report you to the college board.

B: I fucking hate that guy, he want to be Carti so bad.

See the God: Jeg skal forfølge moren din.

by Packers2007 March 18, 2022

God

an invisible man, "homo hater", "people of color hater", a person people put theyre fingers in the air and sing i a little song for, in the sky, who people claim is real, makes night water taste so good, etc etc

person: may god bless you
person 2: ok

by dolly_girl123 May 12, 2021

Pylon God

The true father of all beings.

Oh dear Pylon God forgive me for i have followed thine sinner known as Daquan.

by nevertobeseenagain November 6, 2017