douche nip

(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...

Me: "John you're a real douche nip"

John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"

by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011

Douchebagathon

1. Parties where one douchebag leaves and another arrives to take his place. Like a 24 hour telethon, they just keep coming and going at random, but you are never without one.

2. Typically two or more Democrats speaking in a Congressional Session

3. USC football pregame show

1. Can you believe it? We got rid of that one douchebag that shit in the pool and another shows up to piss on the bar-be-que. This is a freaking douchebagathon.

2. And following Nancy Pelosi will be Harry Reid

3. Lane Kiffin...need I say more?

by Sober Irishman January 8, 2011

Douche brother in arms

One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole

What a douche brother in arms

by Mr. John Flick'o the wrist January 15, 2011

Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.

Geez he is such a douche pit

by R to the J Izzle January 22, 2011

douche pit

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.

Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.

by kingfireant February 19, 2011

Douchebagary

An adjective enhancing douche bag

Being sly in the ways of the douche

You're douchebagary is off the charts!

His douchebagary skills allowed him to take control of the situation

by Anonymous65698 February 21, 2011

Douche Uniform

The combination of a lax Pennie, high socks, flip flops, sunglasses, and a baseball hat flipped 180% degrees. The douche uniform is most commonly sported by the lax bro, who will usually be seen with his girlfriend sporting the same attire.

non lax-bro-Game today?
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- Bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- I still have no idea what you're talking bout bro

by penniedestroyer May 6, 2011