The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

8 my D

from yung gravy's song c'est la vie, "f*ck your delta- 8, your bit*h 8 my d"

when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off

Yooo Chad, last night your side hoe 8 my d like it was water in a desert

by rightless ginger October 3, 2022

D Blast

D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)

1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.

2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.

3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.

— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).

See also: nutstorm

1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”

2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”

3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”

by dinguistics July 29, 2025

D-x

The are were a man or woman’s thigh and pubic region meet. The crease on either side of the pubic bone the extends up to the iliac crest of the pelvis. The creases that WWE Degeneration X would chop crossing their arms in a X. A sexy crease that bathing suits and underwear live in.

When she wears skippy bathing suit you can see her D-x. I ran my hands down her D-x while I was behind her.

His D-x is so hot you can see it when he wears low cut pants. I love his six pack and his D-x.

by Darthzilla January 31, 2025

The D-Linemen

When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary

“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”

“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”

by Websterboy November 24, 2020

D + A

they will LITERALLY last 4ever even though rn they might not even talk to each other, they are literally perfect. EVERYONE ships them and makes up rumors, might be true soon

Person 1: What initial goes with D?
Person 2: DEFINETLY A, D + A IS perfect

by mr_light101 November 7, 2021