cum-diddly-umptious

ok take scrumdiddlyumptious and make it in to a sexual meaning.
you can also use another variation scrumdiddlycumtious

Damn that ass is cum-diddly-umptious
"How was that baby", "cum-diddly-umptious"

by lastwookie89 November 13, 2009

Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.

It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.

by Dave October 24, 2003

cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.

The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express

by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010

Cum 'n Chug

When you are getting ready to get off (orgasm), crack open a beer and chug the entire thing as you ejaculate. Highly recommended.

Oh oh oh, *crack* *chug chug chug chug* ahhhhhhhhhhh. For a sentence: I was fucking this chick and it was so bad I had to pull a cum 'n chug.

by bsfbkj October 17, 2009

bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.

Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.

by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003