Arm boner

What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.

Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!

by Mmmmmpoopymichelle May 21, 2011

Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".

Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!

by SecretChimp July 8, 2011

Rug Boner

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011

ex bond

The feeling that the people you roll with (ecstasy, ex, MDMA) are your closest friends; bonded through ex

After rolling, Sally and I have the craziest ex bond. I feel like she's one of my closest friends now.

by mayg August 22, 2011

Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.

"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."

by Dan_07 October 26, 2011

Straight Bon Bon

It means you are so sweet like a bon bon! It's a sweet treat! Straight meaning straight up, totally, completely, wholly a bon bon

Person: "...You are one of the most talented girls I know..."
Lisa Cim: "Awwww thank you!!! You are so sweet! Straight bon bon that's what you are!!!!!!!!"

by LisaCim December 27, 2011