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Zoom Diet

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.
Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.
by DarcyDog December 11, 2020
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Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL
Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children
by I’m a big girl February 7, 2021
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zoom fog

The condition of being in a mental fog after an overly long day of Zoom meetings.
Sorry for missing your question I was in a Zoom fog.
by Jmaxx70 January 25, 2021
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Zoom Wallflower

Someone who sits in an online meeting waiting for their turn to be spoken to or patiently waiting for silence or gap in the meeting so one can add their input before being interrupted.
"Paolo, since you are being a Zoom Wallflower, what are your thoughts on the discussion?"; "I'll just sit here in front of the computer like a zoom wallflower until someone ask me a question"
by muevete80 June 15, 2020
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Zoom juice

N. Zoom juice is any alcoholic beverage consumed during a Zoom meeting or any other videoconferencing application that helps the participant endure the monotony.
"Honey, I've got a Zoom call with my boss in 5 minutes, do you know where my zoom juice is?"

"Yes, dear. There's Jack in the pantry and the Jim Beam on the counter."
by E'rode May 8, 2020
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Zoom Creeper

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!
Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing
by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020
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Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.
Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.
by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020
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