Joseph Wilbert 

A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”

Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?

Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.

Joseph Wilbert by thekingofdefinitionshimself May 5, 2022

Joseph Wilbert 

The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”

The boy: “ I want Patrick”

Sigma male: “G Chapo”

The man: “Thank you”

Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”

Joseph Wilbert by Themanwhomightbe May 6, 2022

rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).

Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.

rusty wilbur by Ulare4 October 6, 2022

Dry Wilbert 

It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!

Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?

What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!

Dry Wilbert by Ritequik 805 March 19, 2023