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A shitty rock band that consists of 3...sorry 4 complete fucking retards. I thought it was 3 because the sexy bassist named McSweeney moved to Ohio without warning. The other fucktards are Rob, Caleb, and Braylon. Braylon is hot as fuck, Caleb is underage, and Rob is the ugliest Motherfucker I've ever seen with my own 3 eyes.
Steve - Hey dude did you hear the new Whatever song?

Roger - Pukes and agressivly shits himself
by Definenitly not Swose March 21, 2023
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Do whatever Owen says month

Izzy- It is may so i must do whatever Owen says
Do whatever Owen says month means during the month of may you must do whatever he says
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Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.
Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.
by Pialinist April 22, 2023
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whatever

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever
by Xeries August 22, 2024
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whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.
Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society
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WHATEVER

When someone is full of shit but trying to make you believe what they are saying to be the God's honest truth, but you are not going to waist your time to even argue the subject.
Person 1: My mom sold my bottles to the Crack dealer before I even turned one.

Person 2: WHATEVER!!!

Girl: WHATEVER!
by Pavement Princess October 9, 2023
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whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.
A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."
by gnome is better October 20, 2023
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