Glaxo Smith and Wesson 

When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve

I've been hit by Glaxo Smith and Wesson

Glaxo Smith and Wesson by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Stuart Anthony Weston

Stuart Anthony Weston likes to touch minors (13/15) at his big age of 18

Stuart Anthony Weston sexually assaulted that young girl

Stuart Anthony Weston by YourNewReason December 6, 2022

Tin of Weston 

A personification of that odd feeling you might get when you touch a piece of metal, and you think you need to wash your hands, but at the same time can't find an excuse to, they just smell a bit like iron now.

"Hey, Vincent, why're you heading to the bathroom stall?"
"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
"So? We disinfected them an hour ago."
"Yeah, but now I frankly feel like a Tin of Weston."
"Fine, go on then."

Tin of Weston by loafsins August 24, 2023