slim weenie

A very thin penis; the cousin of skinny penis.

It's your boy, slim weenie.

by ihaveblueballs November 20, 2016

Spicy Weenie

a "spicy weenie" is a penis that is "hot" around campus and gives women a red rash, similar to if they were to pour siracha in their vagina causing immense pain.

Erin: Oh look at Jake!
Jennifer: Don't mess with him he has a spicy weenie.

by MunchieMuch January 29, 2018

road weenie

A full grown man who wears spandex and rides a bicycle down the road, often taking a whole lane of traffic.

Didn't mama ever tell you to leave your toys in the yard ya fuckin' road weenie.

by Drewski Brewski May 25, 2019

Got That Weenie

Performing Or Doing Something Below Standard, or Not Performing To Your Full Ability.
And/Or Someone That Is Weak and/or Not As Tough As Another Person

Man That Fool Got Beat Up, Man He Got That Weenie.
They Lost The The Football Game Because They Got That Weenie.
Why You Acting Like A Punk,You Got That Weenie.

by Goldie The One August 22, 2010

Ultra meanie weenie

A phrase often used to describe an illiterate fetus boy by the name of Josh Edwards

Nice person 1: Ew, have you talked to Josh today?
Nice person 2: Yes, *eye roll* I very much dislike that that ultra meanie weenie

by Isthismandatory March 25, 2019

d 7 weenie

Level 7 weenie/penis/dick. An achievement of having a 7 inch penis that has been inside a minimum of 10 vaginas of equal or higher age, should be seen as a sign of power and confidence to rival God unless in the presence of a higher level

Bob: He has unlock the legendary d 7 weenie
Jeff: Impossible that's only possible with a dark type

by Godbush August 6, 2022

weenis

a long, stringy penis.

I snuck up behind her and sprayed her with my weenis.

by mike "McShed" gould September 17, 2003