Jizz Volcano

When it wasn’t that good and the jizz just falls like a disappointing magma flow

“Man, I only got a little jizzle dribble like my shit was a jizz volcano!”

by VolcanicJizz May 28, 2025

angry volcano

You're giving him a hand-job. Just before he comes, you dip your other hand in the open jar of chili sauce and quickly change hands. He'll huff and puff just like a volcano, and when the sperm mixes with the chili sauce it looks exactly like lava!

My boyfriend try to do the Batman on me last night, but I beat him to it by doing the angry volcano!

by Just for funz. July 24, 2017

The Dirty Volcano

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.

Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.

by BigSos21 September 12, 2011

Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.

Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.

by AdamDangerX April 21, 2016

Volcano

When someone cums in another person's butt and they fart it out like a volcano.

I volcanoes all overed the place and got his babies on the blankets.

by just a little guy July 30, 2024

Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava

I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday

by Amcgirr February 11, 2025