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Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.
"last night I viking firetrucked my girl for Valhalla."
by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020
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varg vikernes

A black metal musician most famous for his work in his one-man "Burzum" project, who also worked with fellow Norwegian black metal pioneers Mayhem as a bassist on their first album. While he admittedly makes great music, he's a complete douchebag.

He is an outspoken racist, white supremist and anti-semite, and he was sent to jail for 15 or 16 years due to his burning down of churches, and murder of bandmate Euronymous (Oystein Aarseth), founder and leader of Mayhem.

In addition, he previously announced that his 2010 album would be named "Den Hvite Guden," meaning "the white god." Naturally, some people assumed that this would have some connection to his racism. However, he backlashed, saying that the "racist western media" was assuming things about his album. This makes him a hypocrite, for obvious reasons.

Also, he's a pussy because he eventually gave into the pressure and changed the name of the album to "Belus," which still means "the white god," but by proper name. Regardless, he collapsed under pressure and he can't come out and swallow his pride and admit that he did.
Damn, that Varg Vikernes makes some great songs! But man, he's an asshole.
by Demonicow January 21, 2010
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Cutlery viking

synonym for a 'woman'. placing emphasis on the fact she belongs in the kitchen, in a comical fashion, amongst the varying amounts of cutlery contained there.
me: you're a cutlery viking
woman a: oh, what does that mean?
me: it means you belong in the kitchen.
by Women's_rights_101 November 29, 2009
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Varg Vikernes

Born Kristian Kvisling Larson Vikernes, Varg Vikernes was born in Norway, where he grew up in Bergen. He met Euronymous and with him started the Black Metal band Mayhem with the name Count Grishnackh. Varg Vikernes was at the forefront of the Black Metal Movement. He murdered Euronymous, and was sentenced to 21 years of prison for it. Burzum is the project of this lone man. From his prison cell, he wrote his book Vargsmal, an indepth analysis about everything from race, to heritage, to the world as a whole.

Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.
Varg Vikernes, son of Odin, is a hero.
by Derek November 1, 2006
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Vikings with manners

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.
by atty1chgo May 23, 2007
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Viking Funeral

The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.

This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.

The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.
That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!
by crisp11 November 20, 2010
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Viking Warrior

When a white person is getting bullied or messed with by a person of another race and then winds up going nuts on that person and beats their ass.
Rich : Did you see the video of the black guy who thought he was going to intimidate and beat up the old white guy?

Dan: No. What happened?

Rich: These two guys had words on a bus in Atlantic City and when the black guy decided to make it physical, the old white guy went Viking Warrior on him and beat his ass! It was hysterical!
by Kevin ZZZ February 19, 2010
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